Monday, February 9, 2009
Fountain of Youth?
A doctor on his morning walk noticed a very pretty older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?''I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and do no other exercise at all.''That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?''Twenty-four,' she replied.Compliments of Weighty Matters.;>) M